Sunday, October 23, 2005

I have been told recently to text message "LUV" to cell #66969. I'm assuming that expensive erotic adventures are afoot. I will not partake in them. I have also been asked if i have ever dreamed of owning an island full of hot, young girls battling it out for my pleasure, to which I can only say "no." I have no desire to watch hot young girls battle each other. I'd be more than satisfied simply owning an island full of them. Dave Chappelle just told me that he wants his scrotum to be injected with Botox, so that his balls can be "smooth as eggs."


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